Eyewitness Description
Something really weird happened at the beginning of last class.
Here is a combination of your individual descriptions.
We are looking for a White or undetermined female man
with a dark complexion and blonde, sandy, brown dark hair in pigtails,
height from 5'0" to 6'0", weighing
anywhere between 100 and 157 pounds.
(Is there anyone in the room this does NOT describe?)
The "pirate ninja" person wore a hat, construction gloves, mask, sunglasses,
native American shirt, raggedy clothes, red scarf, long garments down to
the feet, shoulder pads, a red bandana, jeans, camo clothes, raincoat,
khaki clothing with mesh protruding from the sides, helmet, tennis shoes,
gun in waistband, kilt, Mexican blanket, gardening gloves, feather or fur
boa around the neck, and sign on the back.
It came from the back of the room, crept, walked, ran or pranced
down the stairs, and either dropped quizzes on the table or removed a yellow
molecule stick and ball model or yellow cube from the front table.
Several students saw nothing at all.
Imagine yourself as a detective, lawyer, UFO researcher, or ghost
researcher trying to figure out what happened. We really don't
observe things as well as we think we do.
Courtesy of Cpl. Melvin Douglas, sketch artist for DPD.