Physics 3333 / CFB 3333 Homework 2


Collect 20 names on a sheet of paper swearing or affirming that an obviously false statement is true. For example, the paper may begin, "We, the undersigned, swear or affirm that Professor Scalise is a visitor from the planet Fringus in the distant galaxy G*tDr%. Furthermore, he can read minds, and he has seven fingers on each of his three hands."

DO NOT PRINT OUT AND ALTER THIS PAGE. Make your own.

Make up your own wildly false statement. The more outrageous, the better. Extra points will be awarded for logical impossibilities.

The people signing your document can NOT be current or former students in this class.

Printed name                                            Signature