The following is a composite of eyewitness testimony from those present during the 2 November 2012 CFB/PHY 3333 class(*).

The suspect is a large white female man, aged from 19 to late 50s, weighing between 140 and 190 lbs, with height somewhere between 5'4" and 6'2".

The suspect was dressed in unusual clothing as a scary leprechaun alien psycho invisible man with either a green coat, a teal jacket, or an aqua blue suit jacket and pants or possibly jeans. The suspect had a tall floppy green top hat with a purple ribbon, sunglasses, and a green or brightly colored woolen scarf across its face. The suspect had stuffed bunny or Babar elephants on its shoulders and hat, was carrying a mouse in its bent elbow, had multi-colored gloves, and tennis shoes.

The suspect bumped into walls limping from the back of the classroom to the front while beeping incessantly, grunting, and sighing, but making absolutely no sound. It pushed a Staples EASY button once or maybe it was twice and put the button, or perhaps an apple, or possibly a diet Coke can, but anyway it was a red circular object which was on the front desk into either a green and black polka-dot lunchbox or a red and yellow paper bag.

The suspect then left through the front door of the classroom. The whole event took anywhere from 5 seconds to 1 minute.

Some detail which was not present was invented or misperceived. There was no mouse or bunny. You probably saw a chihuahua and Babar the elephant. Some detail which was present was not seen. No one saw the white feathers along the suspect's back or the bright yellow slippers.

(*) The above is based on the eyewitness testimony of 30/47 students. 17/47 students observed nothing related to the events conducted by the suspect. Of those 17 students, about 5 were late to class and of the rest, about 2 or 3 were hallucinating. Seriously, you should not drop LSD before coming to class.