Eyewitness Description
Something really weird happened at the beginning of last class.
Here is a combination of your individual descriptions.
We are looking for a White Asian Hispanic tan-skinned Middle-Eastern
Indian African American but definitely not black female man or boy
with long dark black light blonde hair in a ponytail with could not
be seen because it was tucked under a hat. Age was between 15 and
65, with height from 5'2" to 5'10", weighing
anywhere between 105 and 195 pounds.
(Is there anyone in the room this does NOT describe?)
The homeless looking thief was wearing a tacky tattered orange camo
black brown or white jacket or trenchcoat, possibly a robe or tunic,
with a hat or hoody, sunglasses or red goggles, and a black or red
bandana, kerchief, scarf, cloth, or skimask over its face. Then again
it might have been a cowgirl costume with sandals, black pants, a
skirt, or a dress, a bright red fleece sweater, and light colored blue
jeans.
Over its right shoulder, it wore a weird shoulder pad, medieval viking
gold armor with a lion image or a turtleshell. It could have been a
dark navy backpack.
It came from the back of the room, crept, walked, ran or pranced
down the stairs, and either turned something in or grabbed a chemical
model with yellow spheres and sticks from the front table. It might
have taken a white tissue, then rushed out. The whole event took
3 to 7 seconds.
Several students saw nothing at all. One student witnessed a hit and
run automobile accident. Noone managed to get a picture with a cell phone.
Imagine yourself as a detective, lawyer, UFO researcher, or ghost
researcher trying to figure out what happened. We really don't
observe things as well as we think we do.
Courtesy of Cpl. Melvin Douglas, sketch artist for DPD.