I'M MY OWN GRANDPA 
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            Written by Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe 
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            Now many many years ago when I was 23 
         I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be 
      This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red 
      My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed 
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           O I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa 
             It sounds funny I know, but really its so 
                   O'I'm my own grandpa 
      This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life 
      My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my fathers wife 
       To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy 
          I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy 
         My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad 
        And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad 
       For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother 
    Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother 
        Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run 
     And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son 
      My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue 
            Because altho' she is my grandmother too 
      Now if my wife is my grandmother, than I am her grandchild 
         And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild 
        For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw 
        As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa